she's crafty

Day 1

2006-06-17T07:01:47Z

On cruise to Portage Glacier

Portage Glacier

Baby Moose at Wildlife Conservation Center

and a big moose

and at the top of Aleyeska Reasort Tram

And I'm too tired to write about it all but I'm on my way to Denali tomorrow!

yo yo! come to the show!

2006-04-27T01:43:47Z

pring Greetings, my Homos, Heathens, and Merrymakers alike!!

This is your last reminder to scoot on down to Babeland and buy up those tickets to see the best variety show around:

The Amazing Grace Revival: May Day Mayhem
@ Rendezvous Jewel Box Theater
2322 2nd Ave. (@ Battery)

SUNDAY, APRIL 30th & MONDAY, MAY 1st
Two Shows each night: 7:00pm & 8:45pm

Tickets: $7-10 (sliding scale) adv. / $10 door (sliding scale ONLY available in advance)
Advanced Tickets available at: Babeland, 707 E. Pike St., 206.328.2914

This merry go round of the Revival will be in honor of Beltane (aka - May Day), the height of Mating Season, and will be featuring the hilarious, sexy, and mind-blowing talents of:

Alicia Guinn
Amazing Grace
Amber Flame
Amy Mahoney
Coyote Joe
Greenwood
Honeysuckle Hype
Inga Ingenue*
Left Field Dance Collective
Michael Connolly
Ruby Dew
Squirrel Butter
The Tallboys

( * - Monday night only)

...these solo lovers, dynamic duets, hot threesomes, and group acts will be sure to get yer blood pumpin to all the right parts. Come on down to the Revival and celebrate May Day the good ole fashioned way: fiery fiddles, dirty words, naked ladies, buckin' studs, and a delicious mix of all the above!! shameless yet wholesome debauchery for all to enjoy! :) see you there!

Yer Vermillion Vaudevillian Vamp,
Amazing Grace

I found it!!!!

2006-04-14T00:55:06Z

Nub Cup!

thats disability with a capital A

2006-04-14T00:11:10Z

look what i found http://www.dynamic-living.com/singlehanded.htm a whole web st"Kristie, that single-handed girl" as apossed to "stubby" or whatever you all say when I'm not around.

But really, this is what I've been looking for my whole life:http://www.dynamic-living.com/bracelet-holder.htm
now i won't have to sleep around just so i have somebody to put my bracelets on.

Actually this has come about in the search for an adaptor to make bicycling more comfortable for me, cause i want to be a cute bike girl. It has been determined that i need an extension with a "nub cup". this has been the best thing i've found so far
http://www.oandp.com/products/trs/sports-recreation/bicycling.asp

The video is awesome!!!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

2006-03-29T01:32:14Z

This Friday as in the 31st of March I'm going to be a whopping 26 years old. To celebrate this monentous event I'm having a party for myself at the Twilight Exit because it is the closest bar to my house. I do not get off work until 11pm so please be fashionably late in some sort of sparkly/shiny/flashy or otherwise exciting and/or distracting outfit. If you have doubts about if you outfit is apropriate just go out side and see if crows or moths seem to flock to you. And please spread the word and invite all the hot people you know.

*Kristie*

Who's your baby mama, Andre?

2006-03-22T21:22:34Z

So I'm working with this woman at the theater that is rumoured to have been married to Andre the Giant. In researching this online i have found out that Andre was never married but has one daughter who reportedly lives in the Seattle area. I will say that she is a rather large woman herself, and not very personable so I'm afraid to ask.

crafty_femme @ 2006-03-22T11:23:00

2006-03-22T19:31:40Z

M- i think we need to start a blog exclusively for our obsessive house hunting.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/143785312.html garden for michelle!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/143759404.html HOT TUB!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/143706762.html cheep!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/143664929.html

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/143980502.html

MICHELLE- we could have a pool!!

2006-03-15T21:31:26Z

Move back soon :P

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/141969004.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/141765994.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/141363577.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/141256120.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/140834353.html

Death by Dough

2006-03-15T19:47:40Z

Pooh!!

2006-03-15T19:24:04Z

http://www.nwconx.net/~wrlib/winnie.html

Whoa!!

2006-03-14T20:01:47Z

So I just got a call for dressing work on Wonderful Town at the Fifth Ave theater. If i can get it okayed with my boss I'm going to take the call and basicly drop off the face of the earth for three weeks.

Thing is, that I'm really broke and the dressing gig pays $19.46 and hour (yay for unions)!!!

Cross your fingers for me that this will all work out!!!

EDIT:: I took the gig, so if you want to see me you better be @ Lick on Thursday cuz i won't be around much after that.

And i figured it out that on my first dat (sat a 15 hour call) I'll make aproximately $300. sweet.

crafty_femme @ 2006-03-08T11:33:00

2006-03-08T19:43:03Z

Today i woke up at five in the morning screaming because there was a FERRET IN THE BED!!!
I hate ferrets, there so wiggily, ew.
Thankfully Jen was there to save me.

I'm going to see Gloria Stienem tonight, Yippee!! I'm super excited, yeah for feminists!

I want it to feel like spring again.

I want to not be so poor. I need to do my taxes, I think I'll get bank back and then I'll beable to go visit Michelle in NY and blow a wad at H&M and fabric stores.

MASTER CRAFT at Fuel this Sunday!!!
I need to get to work, but i promise i will have lot's of cool belts and stuff for sale so come see me and support my NYC fund.

And lastly, who's going to buy me a drink at Cherry on friday? I'll totally put out ;)

Houses

2006-03-07T19:07:51Z

http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/139798563.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/138703468.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/apa/137924614.html

There be slim pickins in march.

Seattle Craft Sale!!!

2006-03-03T19:10:16Z

Hey I'll be pimpin my wares at this so stop buy, have some coffee, and buy something :D

Okay, this was yesterday but...

2006-03-02T00:17:57Z

Personal Daily Horoscope of Tuesday, 28 February 2006
for Kristie Metcalf, born 31 March 1980

Take a break
Valid during several months: This influence signifies an appropriate time for fun, entertainment, having a good time. Your self- discipline may be at an all-time low during this period, but everyone needs a break from time to time, so enjoy yourself. Just make sure not to overdo it. You can relate well with children now, and this is a good time for games and fun. It is not conducive to serious work or discussion with them, however, because you may not want to be serious, yourself. Love relationships in general are also favored during this time. You will get along smoothly with loved ones without feeling that you are surrendering your identity. This influence makes it possible for others to enjoy you being exactly yourself. There is no need to pretend to be what you are not.

In other words, I LOVE SPRINGTIME!!

Gay Skate!!!!

2006-02-20T21:01:49Z

Yes, its true Gay Skate is tonight at the Skate King in B-vue!!
7-10 $5
Who's going with me?

In related news. I went to the pre-brodway production of the Wedding Singer last night. It was awesome. I love the 80's and i love musical theater so it was a great night. Plus i had a hot date, he he. Oh, man I'm totally in Like. this girl has quite litterally swept me off my feet (no really, she picked me up and carried me half way down the block to the car).
I can't say how nice it is to have something uncomplicated and fun like this right now.

I think so.

2006-02-20T18:15:05Z

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"

You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people

Your flirting style: 100% natural

What turns you off: serious relationship talks

Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Funny stuff from my awesome boss

2006-02-17T19:43:47Z

crafty_femme @ 2006-02-15T11:37:00

2006-02-15T19:38:18Z

I am sick. I hate it. I'm going to go home and curl up in my bed an watch movies so i can get all better and go to Lick tomorrow.

crafty_femme @ 2006-02-15T09:34:00

2006-02-15T17:37:16Z

Does it make me a horrible person that i want that old man to die so that Cheney is charged for accidental homicide?

Under the law, even an accidental hunting fatality can result in criminal charges. Mr. Cheney could be charged with negligence, defined as failing to understand the dangers involved and disregarding them, or recklessness, defined as understanding the dangers and disregarding them.

Not like he'd really go to jail or anything but can we please have a nice presedential scandal?

Gay Dancing

2006-02-09T23:35:50Z

Friday 2/17 Century Ballroom

OUTDANCING
GAY NIGHT
SALSA, SWING & DANCE FAVORITES
7:30p Lesson ($5 w/Cover)
8:30p Dance $7

Who wants to go? I've been wanting to go to gay dance night for ages. Having been a big 'mo in a very straight swing dance sceen, I want to bridge the gap, yo.

I'll teach a swing lesson if anybody wants to meet up before hand at my place. I could teach a little salsa and such too. lemme know :)

Dear Kristie,

2006-02-09T18:42:39Z

Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, February 9:

You deserve some room to grow and expand, especially when it comes to what you expect from your relationships. If you start expecting the very best, you may very well start receiving it as well.

nuff said

2006-02-08T00:51:47Z

crafty_femme @ 2006-02-06T15:08:00

2006-02-06T23:12:19Z

I just got my hair

Its hard to tel via cameraphone pic but its short and asymetrical... just like me :)

notes from a corporate whore

2006-02-02T23:44:47Z

if only i had football pants- I would rebel!

to: All Employees

cc: from: Wayne Byers

date: February 2, 2006

re: SEAHAWKS DAY – Friday, February 3, 2006

Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels has declared Friday, February 3, 2006 Seahawks Day. As such, he has encouraged all fans and supporters to proudly wear their Seahawks regalia throughout the day.

In support of the Mayor’s initiative and our many employees who are fans, the Company’s Office Attire standards will be relaxed for the day. Acceptable Seahawks-logo gear is T-shirts, sweatshirts, jerseys, jackets, windbreakers and baseball-style caps. Jeans and athletic shoes are permitted in all areas.

Gear that is not acceptable includes wigs, face-painting, Seahawks “heads” and football pants. The Office Attire standards remain in force for all other items of attire not specifically permitted or restricted above. Go SEAHAWKS!